PREPPIE TURNED SLACKER

Everyone knows "W" didn't really win the election. Everyone knows that Cheney is really running the country. Everyone knows that George is just a preppie turned slacker who spends all his time working out, playing video games and weekending with his family. And he can. His parents saw to it, his parents cronies saw to it and now we have seen to it. He has learned to say the same four things over and over and we praise him for talking. But will the uniter not the divider take away a woman's right to choose? OOPS! Will "W" spend the surplus? OOPS! Will that global warming go away with a little oil exploration? OOPS! Is this the beginning of the end?