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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

You are what you eat.
I should know about that.

Ice cream, M&M's, cheeze crackers,
leftover pizza go into my mouth and
slide right down to my hips
before you can say Monterey Jack.

It doesn't help that I am short
and last time I weighed 120 pounds
was in 4th grade.

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